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krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

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leis-ure:

more here :)

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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diecry:

SHELLY JOHNSON

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hockeydadrecords:

Vancouver in the 60’s

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

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meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

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*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
friend: you good?
*i look up slowly*
me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin